Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Top 10 Reasons Paintballers Live Through It:
- Your crappy bunkering skills would finally work on the slow-moving zombies.
- Fact: Zombies are deathly allergic to gelatin capsules.
- Countless zombie scenario events played every year at fields all over the world.
- Typically, paintballers are more fit, and it's all about the cardio!
- Blind and disorient zombies with paintballs to the eyes. Then, RUN!
- Paintball masks protect your eyes and facial orifices from infected zombie blood.
- Can anyone say frozen paintballs to the head?
- Ninja-like reflexes honed over years of dodging 300 feet per second paintballs.
- Blend in - with enough welts you'll look just like a zombie.
- You finally get to shoot opponents with your marker at max velocity!
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Posted by Redwood on 05/24/2012