Wolfpack Paintball Team

Neenah, Wisconsin 2008

Team Wolfpack: Roster

Chad "SHIFTY" Team Captain
Shifty for the win!	Name: Chad Nick Name: Shifty Number: 21 Marker: '03 Silver Rat Jr. Impulse Barrel: Freak 14" Teardrop Front Tank: 68ci. x 4500psi ACI Bulldog II Hopper: EVO II Mask: V-Force Morph Main Position: Front Age: 33 Experience: 9 years Profession: Maintenance Quote: Play hard or go home! Best Skill: Athletic Ability Biggest Pet-peeve: People with big egos.
'03 Rat Impulse
About Shifty: Commonly mistakes pods for Tupperware containers, stuffing them with sub sandwiches for that on field victory snack. At times his attitude toward winning can be carried onto the field in an inappropriate verbal fashion. He can be quoted yelling at opponents with such phrases as; "I hope you have health insurance you pencil neck!" and "Remember me? Remember me? You're going to remember me!".
Caleb "REDWOOD" Team Webmaster
Redwood laying down cover fire!	Name: Caleb Nick Name: Redwood Number: 7 Marker: Impulse +Impy B/U Barrel: Freak 12",14",16" Tank: 68ci x 4500psi ACI Bulldog III Hopper: Halo, Victory Board Mask: V-Force Profiler Main Position: Back-Mid Age: 37 Experience: 10 years Profession: Professionally Unemployed :( Quote: Ya, I'm a Redhead, SO! Best Skill: Communication Biggest Pet-peeve: People with hindsight.
Smart Farts Impulse
About Redwood: He can be spotted doing the moon walk to avoid being hit by an opponent out of paint. Other embarrassing on field characteristics include, but are not limited to, having problems playing because he is giggling too hard, being called out by refs for lifting his face mask to get a better smell of his own flatulence and incidences involving having to bend over to pick up his pod-pack 2 or 3 times during a game.
Pat "DOZER" Team Airsmith
Pat going for the kill!	Name: Patrick Nick Name: Dozer Number: 75 Marker: '04 Blue Eclipse Impulse Barrel: Freak 14" Teardrop Front Tank: 68ci x 4500psi CrossFire Hopper: EVO II Mask: V-Force Profiler Main Position: Middle, Front, Back, wherever. Prefer the middle it's a good mix of everything. Age: 29 Experience: 10 years Profession: Auto Technician Quote: Stay heavy on the trigger! Best Skill: Accuracy Shooting Biggest Pet-peeve: LOOSING!
'04 Eclipse Impulse
About Dozer:(Short for Bull Dozer, revised from Bull Shitter) has been known to be inconsiderate by winning the game in the first 10 seconds while his team mates are trying to get to their primary bunkers. He is also an expert at effectively stalking and ambushing every referee on the field. Dozer has been seen in a speedball game shooting out a nearby player in an adjoining rec-ball field then arguing for the points.
Mike "RAMROD" Team Physician
Ramrod controlling the field!	Name: Michael Nick Name: Ramrod Number: 00 Marker: Red Polished DM4 Barrel: Dye Ultralite Tank: Dye Throttle 68/4500, PMI Pure Energy 68/4500 Hopper: Halo B with Victory board Mask: V-Force Profiler Main Position: I love it in the rear Age: 30 Experience: 9 years Profession: Mill Rat Quote: I respectfully decline to leave a quote, for this is a family oriented web site. Best Skill: I look good in leather. Biggest Pet-peeve: Last call!
Two '04 DM4s!
About Ramrod: Aka. Dr. Ramathong Von Funkenstien. Mike has been an over achiever his whole life. He was the president of his 8 grade break dancing club. Voted by Mobile Home Magazine as having The Perfect Mullet. Recognized as one of the founding members of the Rubber Knife Gang. After high school he followed a year long tour with the boy band Menudo. He was devastated when the group name was sold and changed. "It just didn't have the same tang" claims Ramrod. After settling down with his mom he has developed several hobbies; paintball, sheep handling and his true passion, corn dog sculptures.
Doug "HERO" Team Hero
Hero Looking Good!	Name: Doug Nick Name: Hero Number: 33 Marker: AGD X-mag Extreme Barrel: AGD Extreme Tank: PMI Pure Energy 68ci/4500psi Hopper: VL Evo2 Mask: V-Force Shield Main Position: Mid/Front Age: 27 Experience: 7+ years Profession: Mechanic Quote: Don't run or you will just die tired. Best Skill: 2 on 1 come backs Biggest Pet-peeve: political correctness
E-mag
About Hero:Doug also known as hero got his nick name after spending years fighting off several disease's. Seems his mother dropped him, when he was an infant, into an unflushed toilet at the mall. Hero claims to have a list of illegal ninja moves from the government that he will use if his life is ever threatened. Hero also has written and published a book entitled "99 other uses for powdered milk".
Guest Player: Andrew "Z"
Photo Coming!	Name: Andrew Nick Name: Z Number: 06 Marker: CCM Pump Cocker Barrel: Aluminum tube. Tank: Bic Butane Lighter Hopper: Old Skool Paddle Feed Mask: Proto Main Position: Dead Box Age: 33 Experience: 12 years Profession: Semiconductor Maintenance Quote: Spray and Pray Best Skill: Able to lick my eye brows Biggest Pet-peeve: People who nag(i.e. my wife)
CCM Pump Cocker
About Z:He was recently fired from his job at the local "rent by the hour" hotel after he was found filling a hollowed out watermelon with sheet squeezings from the dirty beds. He holds the worlds record for the longest walk over hot coals and credits his tolerance of the heat to the extreme case of athletes foot and toe corns, "the corns come in handy during the hot coal walk but I find myself chewing on them during the off season", says Andrew.